so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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