so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested: 176 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Potions Brewed: 35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Mines Excavated: 2252 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Endless Night Skies: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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