Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Dragon Scales Harvested: 383
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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