Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Void Armor Forged: 20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 8192 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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