CosmicCloudExposed

cosmic particles, outer space, Earth, cosmic dust, cosmic phenomenon

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, so like, imagine this: 3 million years ago, this cosmic cloud straight up exposed Earth to interstellar space, like what even? And now, that same cosmic cloud is the reason you gotta join our Minecraft server.

We got aliens, bro. Like, actual aliens building spaceships and flying around the server. And get this, they’re friendly AF and will trade you diamonds for space rocks they find while exploring the galaxy.

But wait, there’s more. Our server has a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off rogue robots trying to take over the world. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the cosmic chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to another dimension or something. It’s out of this world, literally.

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

exasperating, Minecraft, vexing, minor irritations, Nuisance

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

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PixelCrushCraft

Smile, WIT, AMBITION, Kindness, charisma

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

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CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Conflict, Unity, Politics, Support, blows

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

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PutinPuncherMacron

Macron, foreign policy, russia, united states, PutinPuncherMacron

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

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Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Neuro, Migraine, Crafty, Fun

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

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CosmicCloudExposed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

PixelCrushCraft

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

PutinPuncherMacron

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!