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Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	8386
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Potions Brewed:	199	Enchantments Applied:	161
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Zombie Dances:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Farms Harvested:	393
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Farms Harvested:	272
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Farms Harvested:	352	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	4574	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8