Corsair | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	540
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EURejoinMinecraftServer

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so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

IslandWarfareCraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can reenact epic battles from the US Army fighting in the Pacific islands? Well, look no further because our server lets you do just that!

Picture this: you and your squad of blocky soldiers storming the beaches of a tropical island, dodging enemy fire and building sandcastle fortresses to defend your territory.

But wait, there’s more! We have special power-ups like coconut grenades and banana bazookas to add some fruity fun to the mix. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant crabs that roam the island, ready to challenge any brave warrior who dares to face them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your skills in Pacific island warfare like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (1.21.1 THIS WEEKEND)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Harmony Falls?	You can join Harmony Falls by using the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?	No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls and can be toggled on or off within the server.
What RPG elements are present on Harmony Falls?	Harmony Falls features MCMMO for leveling up skills and embarking on quests.
Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?	Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.
Can I bring my own pets on Harmony Falls?	Harmony Falls offers a variety of pets that players can acquire within the game to accompany them on their adventures.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of ice cream and the creepers explode into sprinkles! Join us for a sweet adventure filled with wacky surprises and delicious treats.

Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!

But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?

Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Debate Minecraft SMP Series

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

Career Advice, Communication Issues, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, financial struggles, housing crisis, job loss, Karma, KarmaCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, unemployment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, tears, and questionable life choices – just like my brother’s job search!

Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.

With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Emeralds Found:	4933	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BoyfriendBrunchFail

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CashBackSibMinecraftSMP

Borrowing, borrowing from family, CashBackSibMinecraftSMP, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Etiquette, family, finances, financial boundaries, loans, MONEY, money management, personal finance, relationships, Repayment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, Siblings, Trust

Are you tired of constantly being broke because your little sibling keeps stealing your hard-earned diamonds on our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and take revenge by building elaborate traps to catch them in the act! Who needs a bank when you have a sibling thief to keep you on your toes? Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry showdown!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SaharaFloods Minecraft Server

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yo, have you heard about this epic minecraft server that’s so lit, even the sahara desert is flooding for the first time in 50 years just to get a taste of the action? like, bro, you gotta join this server ASAP before the whole world goes underwater from all the epicness happenin’ here.

imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.

come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid

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LOL come join our Minecraft server, where we got more military aid than Germany’s Scholz! Zelenskiy even visited Berlin just to check out our epic battles! Join now to experience the chaos and destruction of war, all in the safety of your blocky world. Build your own army of creepers and take over the server with your pixelated power! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show off your PvP skills like a true warrior!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7689	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions

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come join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Divine Spears Created:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade

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Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.

Features
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration) World Map (dynmap) Bedrock support (Geyser) Unlimited Homes No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks) KeepInventory (Optional per player!) Timed Ranks/Custom Titles Text Formatting (+Gradients!) Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!) Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: `1.21.1`

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Is there land claiming?

No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

Can I have multiple homes?

Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server

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Top o’ the morning to ya! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lucky as a leprechaun with a pot of gold, then look no further! Our server is filled with Oirish charm and shenanigans that will have you feeling like you’re dancing a jig in the Emerald Isle.

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!

We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).

So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ores Mined:	1316
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ChemicalTasteMC Server

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Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!

One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!

Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.