Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Mines Excavated: 3648 Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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