| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4711 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5603 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
By logging into the server you can get a free dragon!
g5.gamely.pro:24444
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5644 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6536 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 5912 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4353 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4784 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 78 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4002 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Potions Brewed: | 146 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3025 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 545 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3421 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5741 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 435 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2586 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9265 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7748 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4446 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5253 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7771 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1184 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1157 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 498 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5126 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 4205 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8630 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9358 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
