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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
Void Armor Forged: 24 Love Letters Sent: 18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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