Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Void Gems Collected: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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