Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2092
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY