π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3545 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 126 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!