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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2298 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 6527 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!