Welcome to CATS 4 TRUMP, the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean, tale.

First of all, our server is run by a team of highly-trained cats who are all huge fans of President Trump. They meow in unison whenever someone builds a wall in the game – it’s truly a sight to behold.

Secondly, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a pack of ninja cats. If you can defeat them in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And last but not least, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So come join CATS 4 TRUMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring some catnip and a sense of humor!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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