Welcome to CATS 4 TRUMP, the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean, tale.

First of all, our server is run by a team of highly-trained cats who are all huge fans of President Trump. They meow in unison whenever someone builds a wall in the game – it’s truly a sight to behold.

Secondly, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a pack of ninja cats. If you can defeat them in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And last but not least, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So come join CATS 4 TRUMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring some catnip and a sense of humor!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested: 135 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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