Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through Cookie’s Bustle, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits.

Picture this: a land filled with giant cookies that you can ride like horses, a bustling market where you can trade diamonds for enchanted pickaxes, and secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are evil mobs like the dreaded Cookie Monster and the mischievous Creeper King.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you are not alone! Join forces with other players to form epic alliances, build towering fortresses, and conquer the land together. And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our server’s special challenges like the Great Cookie Bake-Off or the Creeper King’s Dance Party.

So why wait? Join us on Cookie’s Bustle for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cookie connoisseur or the ruler of all creepers. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP

    Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blonde Thieves turned Bounty Hunters, laughter, and a heart of gold – it’s the Blushing Bird Edition!

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is full of insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic heists to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next in this crazy world.

    But that’s not all! We have a dedicated Youtube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a shop for all your Dokibird merch needs. And let’s not forget about the OP Sauce – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    Plus, we have the Selen Tatsuki Archives, where every achievement and memory is still hers, no matter what. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s a real brain teaser!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to be a Smart Goon and ignore all the drama and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Embrace IQ Minecraft Server

    Embrace IQ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Do you long for a place where you can truly embrace your low IQ without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!

    So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 New Chunks Explored: 294917

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Piggy Minecraft SMP Body

    Piggy Minecraft SMP Body
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Future Minecraft SMP

    Future Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the same old Western values and culture? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we throw all that out the window and embrace the chaos!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

    Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Loki-sama celebrating 30K subscribers by drinking beer and reading marshmallows? Look no further than our server! We’ve got original songs like “Playing Favourites” and “AposTASTY” that will make you question reality. Plus, we have covers of “Identity” that will blow your mind!

    Join us and play games like Rust, GTA, and Armored Core 6 with Pico-chan and Yuu. And don’t forget about our break-taking Memory who will be back at the end of the month to bring even more chaos to the server.

    With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick. From building towering castles to fighting off hordes of zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free imaginary harmony potion, a fire nihility sword, and a code for unlimited diamond armor. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with our awesome community of players who are always up for a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server

    Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server

    Terra A is a classic survival server where you can feel the very atmosphere of the old Minecraft. We do not have wipes or donations, but we will be grateful for financial support of the server in a small amount. We recommend visiting our website and registering on it, as well as joining the discord server. Our server is rebooted daily to ensure stable operation. Waiting for you!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Life or Death Minecraft Server

    Life or Death Minecraft Server
    Tired of being attacked by creepers, skeletons, and zombies every time you step outside in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We promise that every random encounter will be a peaceful interaction with adorable bunnies and friendly villagers. Say goodbye to constantly fighting for your life and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be battling is your uncontrollable laughter at the antics of our quirky NPCs. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP

    Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we believe that an unused RAM is wasted RAM! Why settle for just playing on any old server when you could be experiencing the ultimate Minecraft adventure with us? Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring to the table.

    We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4816 Star Shards Collected: 252
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mines Excavated: 3114

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Gay Pride Minecraft Server

    Gay Pride Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where liking other men is not just accepted, it’s practically mandatory! Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build fabulous rainbow-colored houses and mine for diamonds with your fellow fabulous players?

    But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • GF Goals Minecraft SMP

    GF Goals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition

    ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition
    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!

    We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.

    Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.

    So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Alien Abductions: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Ban Happy Minecraft Server

    Ban Happy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous)

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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