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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6114	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3274

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	1252
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	105

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	274	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	New Chunks Explored:	168739
Crops Grown:	8647	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mines Excavated:	3519	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Potions Brewed:	101	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	130

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	3794	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	97/300	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Void Gems Collected:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12