Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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