Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4966 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTS DANCING THE MACARENA! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE MOBS HAVE GOT MOVES!
AND GET THIS – THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS AND EAT THEM FOR A BOOST OF ENERGY!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO WANTS TO BE PETTED? THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS, ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE MOST FEARSOME MOBS ARE JUST BIG SOFTIES AT HEART!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS CRAZY, WILD, AND DOWNRIGHT BIZARRE MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!