So, picture this: you’re chilling in your call center, taking calls and having random chats with your coworkers. But then, you meet John. John is like the conspiracy theory guru, spouting off about flat earth, fake moon landings, and how Hitler was actually a misunderstood artist. And get this, he thinks he’s the wisest sage in the room, even though he’s only 33!

But wait, it gets better. John shuts down any disagreement by telling you that you’re too young to have a valid opinion or that your IT degree somehow disqualifies you from talking about science. Like, what?! And he always claims he’s done more research than you on every topic, like he’s the Sherlock Holmes of conspiracy theories.

One day, you finally call him out on his BS, and he throws a hissy fit and gives you the silent treatment like a drama queen. Seriously, who knew discussing Lebron James cheating could lead to such a meltdown?

But hey, if you want a server where the drama is as wild as John’s conspiracy theories, then join us! Who needs Netflix when you have John and his tinfoil hat adventures to keep you entertained? Join now for a rollercoaster of absurdity and questionable logic!