ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

ConsoleCraft, consoles, Directory, Game, LITERALLY, lol, long trail, Open, playable, Side, tags, Unplayable

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1568	Holy Grails Found:	4

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ores Mined:	5306	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	1854	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9935	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6838	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	54
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Farms Harvested:	277	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	8876	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4763	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mines Excavated:	1962

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7094
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	663

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Farms Harvested:	304	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3083	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	2343	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!