Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a lake. But things took a turn for the weird when the chicken came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! Now, our server is known for its abundance of diamond chickens roaming around causing mischief.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak in Shakespearean English. Imagine having a deep conversation with a llama about the meaning of life while mining for diamonds – only on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us and see which way the white man leads you on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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