so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

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