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Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	108	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ores Mined:	6215	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	234826
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Emeralds Found:	3213
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	1529	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Potions Brewed:	144	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Votes:	8554	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1138
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!