Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only self-harm is accidentally falling into a pit of lava and the only suicide “attempts” are jumping off a cliff to respawn with full health! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Our community is made up of misfits, rebels, and robots who have all found a home in this wacky world. We believe in living life to the fullest, whether that means building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs in a minecart derby.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who embrace their inner weirdness, celebrate their quirks, and never take themselves too seriously? Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that magically appear in your inventory when you least expect it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the only thing you’ll be drinking is a potion of invisibility while pulling pranks on your fellow players. Cheers to that!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Dimension Hops:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2959	New Chunks Explored:	193321
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchantments Applied:	115	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mines Excavated:	2068
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Towns Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1011	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	262051
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Star Shards Collected:	62	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	119	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8159
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
New Chunks Explored:	512346	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!