Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only self-harm is accidentally falling into a pit of lava and the only suicide “attempts” are jumping off a cliff to respawn with full health! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Our community is made up of misfits, rebels, and robots who have all found a home in this wacky world. We believe in living life to the fullest, whether that means building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs in a minecart derby.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who embrace their inner weirdness, celebrate their quirks, and never take themselves too seriously? Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that magically appear in your inventory when you least expect it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the only thing you’ll be drinking is a potion of invisibility while pulling pranks on your fellow players. Cheers to that!

Exoticalmc

Crates, Economy, enhanced experience, Exotical MC, Experience, Grief, Grief Prevention, java, Java 1.21.1, Keys, MONEY, Plugins, PvP, PVP ON, Rewards, Server, Survival, tags, Voting, Voting Rewards

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to Exotical MC, We are a server with PVP ON, Grief prevention, Crates, Tags and much more. We are running on Java 1.21.1

We have various different plugins for a more enhanced experience in our server.

By voting on our server you will get some additional rewards like money, keys and more. Hope to see you in the server.

exotical.mclogin.nl:25712

Flip Darling Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, discrimination, echochamber, exclusion, Frustration, harmful behavior, hate, hatred, ignorance, intolerance, kill themselves, Minecraft, negative energy, Online Community, rant, smp, snuff, social media, Soypedos, sub50 IQ, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Towns Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	8730	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

#bleach anime, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, Bleach, bleach manga, bleach rebirth, comparison, FANTASY, japanese, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, rebirth of souls, review, Server, sharting, Soulful, Souls, Supernatural, Video

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1479
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).

Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

Democeats, democrats, gib, government healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare disparities, healthcare for all, healthcare funding, healthcare implementation, healthcare issues, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, Minecraft, political promises, smp, state healthcare, Universal, universal healthcare

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

Empyrea

Adventures, BATTLING, building, Economy, Empyrea, Exploring, Factions, Fun, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Empyrea is a brand-new, immersive Minecraft server that promises endless adventures, epic quests, and a whole lot of fun. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, Empyrea has something for EVERYONE!

playempyrea.falixsrv.me:32378

Drive By Steve’s Minecraft Server

community policing, Community safety, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, DRIVE, drive by shooting prevention, drive by shootings, gang activity, gang violence, gun control, Gun Violence, inner city crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, Server, Social Issues, Steves, Street crime, urban communities, Urban violence, violence, youth violence

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Animals Bred:	83
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to spawn here. We have legendary players who have mastered the art of drive-by shootings with their bows and arrows. It’s like a Wild West showdown, but with pixelated blocks and explosions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who roam the land causing chaos wherever they go. You never know when you’ll come face to face with a gang of chickens armed with swords and ready to take you down.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of Minecraft. Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the unexpected. And remember, on our server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: Meemaw’s Crafting Corner

affectionate, Caring, cherished, Corner, Crafting, family, gentle, Grandma, grandmother, KIND, love, meemaw, Meemaws, Minecraft, Nurturing, positive influence, respected, Role Model, shiina, smp, supportive, SWEET, warm-hearted, Wholesome, Wise

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	152	Players Killed by Monsters:	1426
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Grandma Shiina. Legend has it that she once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. Her baking skills are unmatched, and she can whip up a cake faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But beware, Grandma Shiina is not to be underestimated. Rumor has it that she once turned an entire village into a giant cake just for fun. So if you want to test your Minecraft skills against the ultimate baking warrior, come join our server and see if you can survive Grandma Shiina’s sweet and deadly challenges.

Royal Romania

Community, Friends, Minecraft, new friends, play together, PvP, Royal Romania, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

A minecraft server where you can make a lot of new friends and play together with all your friends, you can try it right now! Royal Romania Community is waiting for you!!!

93.119.104.211:8158

Crafty Gals Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beguiling Chips, bugmen, bully, Code Name Bakery, Crafty, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lurk before posting., Makiatto, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Ode to Mild Winter, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Server, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Zero Charge

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a realm of blocky adventures! Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because who needs Facebook or Google when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Looking for guides? We’ve got ’em! Check out our Beginner’s FAQ before bombarding us with questions. Emulator guides, GF1 resources, GF2 resources, and even PNC resources are all at your fingertips. We’ve got everything you need to become a Minecraft master.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material for a deep dive into the Minecraft universe. Get lost in the world of blocky battles and epic quests.

And don’t forget about our news and events! New re-supply gachas, events, and targeted procurement events are all waiting for you to dive in and claim your rewards. Get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

But remember, do not redeem anything without checking our GF2 Resources pastebin first. And always remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards, and degenerates. It’s all part of the Minecraft experience. So join us now and start your blocky adventure today!

I Just Want A VR Game Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Bat, Combat, Entertainment, escape reality, FANTASY, First-Person, Fun, Game, Gaming, hitting things, immersive experience, Interactive, Minecraft, motion controller, Smashing, smp, stress relief, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world, vr game

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can bash things with a bat to your heart’s content! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Bat Bashers gang, who roam the land wreaking havoc and causing chaos with their trusty bats. Join them if you dare!

2. We have a secret underground bat fighting arena where players can battle it out to see who is the ultimate bat bashing champion. Will you rise to the challenge?

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a bat who was cursed to roam the land forever. Can you find and defeat this spooky specter?

4. We have a bat-themed parkour course that will test your skills and reflexes as you jump and swing your way through obstacles. Can you conquer the course and claim the title of Parkour Bat Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready to bash some things with a bat in the most outrageous ways possible!

What is the IP for Techy Plays Minecraft Server?

#funnyroblox, BROOKHAVEN, crazy fan girl, CRAZY FAN GIRLS, Minecraft, my crazy fan girls, PLAYS, roblox, Server, techy, techyblox

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Techy Plays is a technology enthusiast and content creator known for his video game reviews, tech tutorials, and product unboxings. With a passion for all things tech-related, Techy Plays has garnered a large following on various social media platforms. His engaging and informative content has established him as a go-to source for the latest in gaming and tech trends.

Blazeworld.gg

Blazeworld.gg, BUILD, Keys, Minecraft, RANK, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

it is a Survival server where you can build whatever you want, we have the option to buy rank and buy keys inside the server

minecraftserver.apexmc.co:25642

No Contact Torture Minecraft Server

breakup advice, breakup counseling, breakup healing, breakup pain, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup therapy, Contact, Emotional healing, emotional pain, healing, healing after breakup, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, self growth, self love, self-care, Server, torture

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ores Mined:	8523
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Are you tired of the real world constantly bombarding you with texts, calls, and emails? Do you dream of a place where you can escape the constant barrage of communication and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and say goodbye to all forms of contact with the outside world. No more annoying notifications interrupting your gaming sessions. No more obligations to respond to messages from friends or family. Just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft fun!

Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget what it’s like to have a phone or computer in the first place. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow players who share your love for all things blocky?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate escape from the torture of constant contact. Trust us, you won’t miss those texts and calls once you’re mining for diamonds and exploring our crazy custom world.