Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only self-harm is accidentally falling into a pit of lava and the only suicide “attempts” are jumping off a cliff to respawn with full health! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Our community is made up of misfits, rebels, and robots who have all found a home in this wacky world. We believe in living life to the fullest, whether that means building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs in a minecart derby.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who embrace their inner weirdness, celebrate their quirks, and never take themselves too seriously? Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that magically appear in your inventory when you least expect it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the only thing you’ll be drinking is a potion of invisibility while pulling pranks on your fellow players. Cheers to that!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ores Mined:	3832
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crops Grown:	8319	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!

DroneDepotDestruction

air strike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, drone depot, DroneDepotDestruction, eastern europe, international relations, key, Military, military intelligence, military operation, military tactics, military technology, Reports, Russian, successful strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and pickaxes instead of guns and bombs. we just totally destroyed russia’s key drone depot with our epic minecraft skills, so you know we mean business. come join us and be part of the action, build your own drone depot and defend it against crazy attacks. who needs real war when you can have minecraft war, amirite? come join us now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafting Idol Masters 1.20

apk.ksmz.moe, archive.is/6cGPn, character birthdays, Crafting, event dates, gacha dates, Idol, idolm@ster general, idolmaster-official.jp, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, imasnews765.com, M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, Masters, MILLION STAGE, pastebin.com/A5UGxTuB, pastebin.com/cLdezeDu, pastebin.com/DebHdukE, pastebin.com/icRtaLvv, pastebin.com/tUJJSmK4, project-imas.wiki, Ritsuko Akizuki, VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, yukipobackup

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We got creepers that dance like they’re in a M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, and zombies that sing RITSUKO AKIZUKI SOLO LIVE hits! It’s like a MILLION STAGE concert, but with blocks and pickaxes! Don’t miss out on the VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, where you can build your own stage and perform for a virtual audience of skeletons and spiders! Come on, join us and let’s hear the blocky music together!

CraftyBoomerVille

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join our server and you’ll discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers bust out their best moves, a giant maze filled with zombie chickens, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DriveByDragonLord

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, crime, Crowd, DriveByDragonLord, Driving, Homicide, Justice, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass killing, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, Tragedy, vehicular attack

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	239
Rainbows Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	963094
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a rollercoaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. u gotta join cuz we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a treasure trove of epic proportions. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might find a portal to another dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. trust me, this server is so addictive, it’s like crack for gamers. come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

Short Hair Beauties 1.21.3

1.21.3, attractive, beauties, beauty, bold, CONFIDENT, DATING, empowerment, fashion, feminine, Gay, hair, independent, LGBTQ, love, Meet hot woman, nonconforming, relationships, short, short hair, STRONG, Style, trendy, Unique

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – there are hot women with short hair on here! And get this, they’re all gay! It’s like a double rainbow of awesomeness, dude. You’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans these ladies get up to. So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together!

BlockBusterLove

all-time favorite, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBusterLove, Cinema, classic, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite movie, film, love, memorable, Movie, must watch, never gets old, Nostalgia, Obsession, repeat, rewatch, Timeless

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	836442
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9903	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a movie you can rewatch a hundred times and still love! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you coming back for more. From building giant banana statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyKabooms – 46 Gone in a Bang

Afghanistan, airstrikes, Bang, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyKabooms, death toll, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Pakistani airstrikes, political tensions, regional conflict, South Asia, Taliban, Taliban official, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S LIKE PAKISTANI AIRSTRIKES ON AFGHANISTAN BUT IN MINECRAFT 😂 JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! WE’VE GOT TALIBAN OFFICIALS RUNNING AROUND, TRYING TO SURVIVE AND BUILD THEIR OWN BASES. WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! 😜🔥🚁💣

Brain Defects MC Server

Brain, Defects, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Items Found:	6018	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where the blocks are made of candy, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs fly on jetpacks. That’s right, this server is so wacky, even Herobrine himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and chickens ride motorcycles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s all possible on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Dabl_2 Minecraft server

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, Dabl_2, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	282	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	5850	Horror Stories Survived:	4

The owner of the “Dabl2” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

dablf2.b2t.world

Mystical Realm 1.21

alliances, Battles, Conquest, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, Kingdom, Kingdom 821, Kingdom 822, Kingdom Building, kingdoms clash, long tail, Medieval, Medieval Warfare, multiplayer, mystical, Online game, Realm, Royalty, RPG, strategy, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual utopia where you can build your own kingdom and rule over peasants like the boss you are.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got dragons flying around, like, for real. And not just any dragons, but dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and breathe fire like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? Yeah, you can go on epic quests to find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find your true love (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join Kingdom 821 & 822 now and let the madness begin!

PixelSuicide Minecraft SMP

anxiety, coping strategies, crisis intervention, depression, hotline numbers, mental health, Mental health resources, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, PixelSuicide, Professional help, reaching out, seeking help, self harm, self-care, smp, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, suicide helpline., Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

OMG GUYS, if you’re feeling down and thinking about ending it all, you should totally join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just build and have fun all day long. Trust me, I was feeling super sad and then I joined and now I’m like the happiest person ever! Plus, we have this secret underground base full of diamonds and enchanted gear that you can only access if you join our server. So come on, join us and let’s build a world of happiness together! #MinecraftHealsAllPain #JoinUsAndBeHappy #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BlocktopiaJoy

best feeling, Bliss, BlocktopiaJoy, comfort, Connection, Contentment, elation, emotional fulfillment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, love, Peace, Pleasure, satisfaction, Serenity, ultimate happiness, warmth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the best feeling in the world – finding a diamond block in a pile of gravel! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the Macarena. Join us and witness this clucking spectacle for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face his ghostly tricks?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrills, chills, and chicken dance moves that await you. It’s the best feeling in the world, guaranteed!

EagleCraft: Cable Breaker’s Escape

Baltic Sea, breakers, BREAKING, cable, cables, Communication, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, Eagle S, eaglecraft, Escape, Estonia, finland, Finland-Estonia, Incident, investigation, Kilpilahti, Maritime, MOVED, News, Porvoo, Repair, suspected, Transportation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5526	Falling into the Void:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crops Grown:	3275

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wanna break some cables between Finland and Estonia? Well, come join us at our server where we have the legendary Eagle S, the one and only suspect in this outrageous crime!

Not only will you get to witness this epic move to Kilpilahti in Porvoo, but you’ll also get to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. From riding pigs off cliffs to building roller coasters that defy gravity, our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the broken cables… or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!