ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, Damage, Defense, defense industry, DefenseCraft, emergency, Equipment, evacuation, Fire, Firefighters, Incident, Institute, investigation, Minecraft, Moscow, Prevention, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, Training

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.

rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.

CraftyPenceWarDenial

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, u kno dis server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join, bro. like, u can build ur own castle and stuff, but dat aint even da best part.

get dis, deres dis secret underground dungeon where u can find da rarest items and like, fight off evil mobs and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gonna be on da edge of ur seat da whole time.

oh, and get dis, one time dis player found a hidden portal dat took dem to a whole new dimension where dey had to battle giant chickens. like, what even is dat? it’s so crazy, u gotta see it for urself.

and da best part is, u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests together. like, u can be like a squad of warriors taking on da world. it’s so epic, u gonna be talking about it for weeks.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Land Quest: Agri Trend Study

#sustainability, agri, agricultural land types, agriculture, Analysis, Biodiversity, conservation, data analysis, differential impacts, ecosystem interactions, Ecosystem Services, Environment, farming practices, Land, land management, land transitions, Quest, research, researchers, soil health, study, topographical gradients, transitional trends, trend

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2667	Enchantments Applied:	103
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Animals Bred:	75
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like turn pigs into flying unicorns and build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and shark-infested waters!

Our researchers have analyzed all the land types in the game and found the best spots to build your epic bases. We even have special topographical gradients that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have insane ecosystem service interactions that will make you question reality. Join now for a wild ride and never look back!

best survival server server minecraft

best, Minecraft, Server, survival server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Farms Harvested:	689	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	2318	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Animals Bred:	140

The description of the server server “Best West Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Zeemsa.aternos.me:14763

Intermission Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Votes:	8654	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Emeralds Found:	7633	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, no cap! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a virtual party where you can vibe with the coolest peeps around. We got streams for days, from birthdays to debuts, and even 3D live events that will blow your mind. Plus, we got merch that will make you look fly as heck while you’re mining those diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the baubau-related content – it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyThiefShame

Accountability, California laws, Christian beliefs, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThiefShame, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, justification, morality, premarital sex, relationships, Shoplifting, social contracts, Support, theft, Understanding, VALUES, white privilege

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Buildings Constructed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decisions!

We have a community of players who are experts in the art of getting away with mischief, just like our friend from California who loves to shoplift for fun. Who needs to follow the rules when you can bend them to your will?

And if you’re looking for love, our server is the perfect place to find someone who appreciates a good rebel. Just like our friend’s crush who broke off contact when she found out about the shoplifting. But hey, who needs someone who can’t handle a little risk-taking, am I right?

Join us and learn valuable life lessons, like how to keep things to yourself and lie more effectively. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can embrace your wild side and let your creativity run wild.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even find a partner in crime who shares your love for breaking the rules.

StarvingSMP: NoTofuPlz

culinary dislikes, culinary preferences, diet choices, dietary restrictions, emergency situations, exotic cuisine, extreme circumstances, extreme hunger, Food, food aversions, food phobias, gross foods, Hunger, limited options, never eat, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, STARVING, StarvingSMP, Survival, taboo foods, unusual delicacies

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	239	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Farms Harvested:	880	Buildings Constructed:	47

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right? And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Bob. I know, crazy right? So come join us and let’s conquer this world together, because why eat regular food when you can feast on enchanted golden apples all day long, amirite? #MinecraftSMPGoals #BobTheMagicalPigFTW 😂🐷🍎💎🔥🌌🚀

CraftyUkrainians

Awareness, Bravery, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, Hardship, Humanity, international community, Invasion, Life, occupation, perspective, reddit, resilience, Russian Invasion, solidarity, Struggle, Support, Survival, ukrainians, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Animals Bred:	133	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Russian invasions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally fight back against those pesky invaders in a virtual world! Build your own Ukrainian stronghold, gather resources to fend off the enemy, and show those Russians who’s boss! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with hidden treasures and a never-ending supply of borscht. Join now and let’s make Ukraine great again, one block at a time!

RentSeeker Minecraft Server

Asia, Diplomacy, economic power, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, hegemony, influence, international community, international relations, LANDLORD, Minecraft, Perception, power dynamics, regional dynamics, Rent, RentSeeker, Server, Singapore, Southeast Asia, SUPERPOWER, U.S

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA CRAZIEST SHIZZ GOIN ON! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AND CREEPERS DANCIN! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

DIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH A SQUID!

PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN FIND DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	1611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mines Excavated:	2288
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	936611
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2