ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	594
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	6545
Votes:	4870	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	111
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ores Mined:	1109	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Buildings Constructed:	31

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8564	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accurate, aita, asking, backing me up, biased friends., Boyfriend, CarCraft, college break, Confused, DISRESPECTFUL, errands, genuine question, hurt, Minecraft, mom, new car, phone call, random folks, Scared, Server, unbiased perspective, update, validation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Emeralds Found:	8677
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

MomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, brunch, celebrate, complaint, Conflict, Dinner, Disappointment, Edition, family, family dynamics, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, MARRIED, MomCraft, mother-in-law, mother’s day, prioritize, Support, taken advantage of, text, Upset, Walked all over

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, BucketListBlox, Dream destination, dream vacation, dreams, experiences, goals, life goals, Long-term goals, Minecraft, must do, once in a lifetime, smp, things to do before I die, top of the list, top priority, top travel destination, travel, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, Wishlist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	135
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrrrr. Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And get this, every time you mine diamonds, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it with your own eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and give you free stuff? Yeah, it’s totally insane. Plus, we have a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re really nice once you get to know them.

So, like, if you want to have the most epic Minecraft experience of your life and check off “join the craziest server ever” from your bucket list, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐲🌈🐔🎢 #minecraftgoals #bestserverever

LifeCraft: Eternal Quest

aging, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, ETERNAL, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, health, IMMORTALITY, life expectancy, life span., LifeCraft, Longevity, mortality, personal values, perspective on life, purpose, quality of life, Quest, reasons for living, self reflection, Years

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, we have a special potion that will grant you immortality in the game. Imagine never having to worry about creepers blowing you up or falling into a pit of lava ever again!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind untold riches for those brave enough to find it.

So why limit yourself to a measly 80 years of life when you can have eternity on our server? Join us now and start your epic quest for immortality and riches!

CraftyCommunists Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommunists, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic meeting, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace process, peace talks, political agreement, regional stability, russia, Saudi Arabia, Server, U.S, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1315	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

lol join this cray cray minecraft server where u.s. and russia are like bffs tryna end wars but with no ukrainians allowed cuz they too busy playing minecraft lol. come build ur own peace treaty with blocks and diamonds and stuff. who needs real life diplomacy when u can just play minecraft instead, amirite? come join us for some epic peace talks and maybe even start ur own international incident in the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall, Diplomacy, economic stability, Europe, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, global security, Government, international relations, national security, nato, North America, Politics, threat, trade agreements, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, wake up call

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

and get this, our community is so lit, it’s like a party that never stops. we have build competitions where players go head to head to see who can create the most epic masterpiece. it’s like watching Picasso and Da Vinci duke it out in a creative battle royale.

plus, we have the most insane events that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a zombie apocalypse where players had to team up to survive and take down the undead horde. it was like living in a real-life horror movie, but with blocky graphics.

so, if you want to join a server that will make your minecraft experience unforgettable, then come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of fun and excitement that never ends.

Fearless Mouse Brain

Animal Behavior, Brain, brain activity, brain mapping, brain regions, fear circuitry, fear conditioning, fear control, fear extinction, fear inhibition, fear management, fear modulation, fear processing, fear regulation, fear research, fear response, fear response in mice, fear suppression, FEARLESS, instinctive fears, mice study, Mouse, neuroscience

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn off your instinctive fears just like how scientists turned off fear in mice brains!! no more running from creepers or hiding from zombies, you’ll be fearlessly building your dream castle in no time! our server is like a magical brain map that makes all your fears disappear, so come on and join the fun! who needs fear when you have minecraft? let’s get building, gamers!

EDITSWORLD server minecraft

1.16.5, 1.20.1, administration, banner, Client, Cozy, EditsWorld, Game, GRIFFER, invite, Ip:, Minecraft, opinion, Play, Players, Project, Server, Small, Versions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

About us: Griffer server, we are a small cozy server where ordinary players play. We have a good administration. We listen to the opinion of everyone. Thank you if you choose us!

Dear visitor, you got into the group dedicated to the game project Editsworld. If you are here for the first time, then we are glad to invite you to play on our server, for this you just need to enter the IP: mc.editsworld.ru in your game client. We work on versions [1.16.5-1.20.1]

37.230.162.19:26664

Patriots Support Israel 1.21.2

1.21.2, American Patriot, American patriots, Christian, Christian patriots, Country, destroy Hamas, family, gaza, GOD, Hamas, hell to pay, Israel, Jewish blood, level Gaza, patriots, right wing, right-wing twitter, Support, Support Israel, twitter, white patriots

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama on Twitter, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are more chill than a cucumber in a snowstorm. Plus, we don’t care about your political views, as long as you’re down to game and have a good time. So, why waste time arguing online when you can be crafting and exploring with us? Join now and let’s make some memories together!

MommaMinecraftKidsNoMore

Birth experience, Boundaries, controlling behavior, Decision making, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, micromanaging, MommaMinecraftKidsNoMore, mother-daughter relationship, mother-in-law, Motherhood, narcissistic mother, parental control, Pregnancy, Recovery, setting boundaries, wedding day, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6386	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of your mother trying to control every aspect of your life, from your wedding to your future kids’ names? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of your overbearing parent! On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference, and name your virtual children whatever you want – even if it’s something crazy like “Diamond Sword” or “Creepa-licious.” Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you break free from your mother’s grip. So come on in and start building your own happily ever after, one block at a time!

Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?

data security, Democraft, Democrat operatives, ethical boundaries, gop, Government, government transparency, information access, IRS, IRS records, partisan politics, personal data, political bias, political manipulation, political parties, privacy concerns, Records, Republican in office, Republican voter, smp, Social Security records, Trump supporters, voter information, voter privacy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice or drama? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret Democrat operatives who have access to all the IRS and Social Security records of every Republican voter and Republican in office.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your every move is being watched by the government. Will you be able to build your base without getting audited? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without getting your social security number leaked? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself, trying to build a wall around his base to keep out the Democrat operatives. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. See you there, gamers!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	6318
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2