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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1670 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks, and battling a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle who swims through the ocean depths, carrying us on its shell as we mine for rare resources and fight off creepers with our trusty diamond swords.
So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your potato computer, dust off that old Commodore, and join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.