CommercialsAreLame Minecraft SMP | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

Are you tired of being brainwashed by commercials like those silly zoomers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all commercials! That’s right, no more mind control through ads telling you what to buy or how to think.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you may just have the chance to challenge him to a chicken dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only thing brainwashing you will be the sheer fun and chaos that awaits!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mines Excavated:	4143
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	207
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9910	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockBingeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GazaGriefGone

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so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
New Chunks Explored:	217053	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SisterSquadDormKick

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Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NormCraft: Back in the Day

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Meow Mine Minecraft Server

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Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

The server has:

* seasons with biome and mob spawn features

* custom enchantments and items

* cosmetics

* Battle pass

* duels with unique locations

* bank with a system of interest on deposits

* parkour

* works

* mob arena

* king of the hill

The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6276
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5299
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.