A Minecraft SMP PvP server with Arena, Custom Ranks and Kits for the best experience. It was made by two players that wanted some fun playing Minecraft mixed with some PVP and Vanilla playstyle.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 804 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.
And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny flyβitβs now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6575 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of Japanese Vtubers, each with their own unique powers and abilities. From Aogiri Highschool to VPI Cafe, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you befriend the mysterious Dot Live or challenge the mighty Hololive to a duel? The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and become a legend in the world of virtual reality! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of 2434 or stumble upon the legendary Idolm@ster vΞ±-liv. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!
we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2549 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacupsβthey love to chat about the weather.
2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime storiesβnow itβs the coziest spot in any house.
BareVanilla Anarchy
Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks itβs a puppyβit even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
2tools2builders (2t2b.org) – The Newest Cracked Crossplay Anarchy Server
Cracked means you can join without a paid Minecraft account, and crossplay means you can join from Bedrock Edition Minecraft.
The server is available for Java 1.17.1+ (stably updated). For Bedrock, unfortunately, support is only for the latest versions (also stably updated).
The server is inspired by 2b2t. We aim to make it as similar to 2b2t as possible in terms of style, plugins, and overall experience.
The server was created and launched on 08.28.2024. 2t2b is hosted and developed by a small team, with baibo78 as the founder and owner.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 128 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
