| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2165 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7725 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2669 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2849 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).
We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.
So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 661 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 114 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 239 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 7493 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.
So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2806 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 157 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 125 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2100 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6770 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Server IP | mc.survivalhorizons.net |
|---|---|
| Java Port | 25565 |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Website | survivalhorizons.net |
| Discord | Discord Server |
To join the server, use the IP address mc.survivalhorizons.net with the respective port for Java or Bedrock.
Yes, please follow the rules outlined above to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Visit the website survivalhorizons.net or join the Discord server for updates and discussions.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3657 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
You can create epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even fight off creepers with your trusty sword.
Plus, the community is lit AF and full of cool peeps who will have your back no matter what. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7674 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 307 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual world where you are free to pursue your dreams without any interference. Build your dream house, start your own business, or even go on epic adventures without anyone telling you what to do.
Join us and leave behind the toxic environment of the real world. Say goodbye to currency gaps, strict parents, and ridiculous restrictions. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building the life you’ve always wanted. Who needs a master’s degree when you can become the master of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4509 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2314 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.
Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7707 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 189 |
| Votes: | 5965 | Crops Grown: | 9147 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8255 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4364 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2206 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 187 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2930 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).
so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3416 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.
Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.
Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!
