Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 875 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7366 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
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