Colonial Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

We are a roleplay survival server set on a brand new North America map. The server is set in 1740 starting with the player arriving on the East Coast around the Boston area. This server is set in hard mode, so it may be safer to stay together with others. There are many different plugins on this server that allow us to create as authentic of a server as possible. The furniture plugin, brewery, gates, crops, etc. Each of these add a unique feature that improves game play for all members. We are a very active community with a discord. With a very realistic map with accurate resource placement, this server can be a building block to any life you can imagine.

To play please fill out an application on our website! https://colonialcraftmc.enjin.com/

51.81.52.5:25567

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2865
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4780
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	144
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	5444
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Towns Built:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mines Excavated:	4971
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4311	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7404	Emeralds Found:	806
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	155
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	287
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Farms Harvested:	408	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?