ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

adenocarcinoma, Adventures, butt, Cancer, chemotherapy, Colon, colon cancer, ColonCraft, colorectal, Diagnosis, Disease, gastrointestinal, health, malignant, metastasis, oncology, Prevention, prognosis, Screening, smp, surgery, Symptoms, Treatment, tumor

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Potions Brewed:	136	Votes:	5520
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Towns Built:	7	Votes:	516
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mines Excavated:	4104
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	125
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mines Excavated:	1321

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3523
Meteorites Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Votes:	2584
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.