CollegeDummiesMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Potions Brewed:	169	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	174	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Enchantments Applied:	111	Volcanoes Explored:	3

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	101
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Potions Brewed:	73
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Animals Bred:	82

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Star Shards Collected:	140
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3127
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	4986	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5447	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	613	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	746	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4905	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft

aita, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s feelings, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, family vacation planning, making husband choose, MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft, parental decision-making, stepfamily boundaries, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily inclusion, stepson’s fiancé, travel accommodations, trip planning, vacation dynamics

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family vacation chaos and ultimate decision-making!

Imagine this: you’re all set for a family vacation with your husband, sons, and daughter. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your husband invites your stepson’s fiancé without even consulting you. And to top it off, she’s a mean girl who has been rude to your daughter. Talk about vacation drama!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family vacation showdown. Will you choose to stand your ground and kick the fiancé out of the trip? Or will you embrace the chaos and try to make the best of a bad situation? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have family drama in the world of Minecraft?

Players:	110/100	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5