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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 413 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
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