Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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