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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5449
Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Chimeras Created: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Astral Projections Made: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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