Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Chimeras Created: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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