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The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Forget about playing fair and square, here we believe in taking every shortcut possible to get ahead.

Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.

Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.

So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to kamaltoes because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with AI-generated shenanigans and modding madness! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are rocking BLACKED clothing and spitting out BNWO dictionary terms. Earn your stripes with our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program and watch PMVs that will blow your mind.

We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PiggySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dive Back into Classic Survival!

Looking for a pure Minecraft experience? Join us on PiggySMP – a Classic Survival Server where it’s all about exploration, building, and thriving with no shortcuts!

Why Choose Us?

PvP Action – Our server is PvP-enabled with Keep Inventory OFF for a true survival challenge! Friendly Community – Connect with players who love the classic survival grind. Low Ping for Asia – Hosted in Singapore for smooth, low-latency gameplay for players in Asia. Land Protection – Safeguard your base with our protection plugin. And Much More! – Come and see all that PiggySMP has to offer! Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, form alliances, and start your adventure today.

Join Now! PiggySMP.xyz Bedrock Port: 50559

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our server is so awesome that even the developers themselves can’t believe how amazing it is!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual cake and dancing like maniacs. Don’t miss out on the update coming on October 31 – rumor has it, it will bring unicorns and rainbows to the game!

Participate in our current events like Sim Room Overclock and NONSENSE RED, where you can dress up as a Red Hood Poll Costume and confuse your enemies with your fashion sense.

Upcoming events include Maintenance on October 31 (because even Minecraft servers need a spa day), and a Solo Raid against a Behemoth that will test your skills to the max.

Special recruits like Rumani and Cinderella are waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the Minecraft world together. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, where you can dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Use our secret codes to unlock hidden treasures and surprises that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the game!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Crops Grown:	9605

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sky’s SMP Adventures

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A chaotic paradise.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BonkNetwork

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Welcome to BonkNetwork, the ultimate semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a twist! Our server combines the charm of classic Minecraft with an array of exciting features to enhance your gameplay. Dive into our dynamic world where you can:

Explore Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks and unlock exclusive perks.

Engage in Duels: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling duel battles.

Shop to Your Heart’s Content: Access our in-game shop to trade resources and gear up.

And More!

Join BonkNetwork today, where adventure and innovation meet. Ready to bonk into some fun?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Momcest General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Stupid Bimbo Edition every Tuesday! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ Momcest Tuesday, am I right? Share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom – we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh along with you.

Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!

So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Stereotypical Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a stereotypical mediocre person in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can get reincarnated into a world of endless possibilities and epic adventures!

Picture this: You spawn in as a potato farmer named Bob, but suddenly you get hit by a lightning bolt and BAM! You’re now a wizard with the power to summon flying pigs to do your bidding. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crops Grown:	6671	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

> $70 in checking account Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on easy mode in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! That’s right, we have players with only $70 in their checking account and others with $70k in crypto! Can you survive and thrive in this crazy economy? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the richest player in the most absurd Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlazedMC

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything you have ever known is a lie! But don’t worry, it’s a hilarious lie that will have you laughing your blocky pants off.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds are actually made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco dancing. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your best chicken dance, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for – last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond-shaped tofu.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this topsy-turvy world where everything you thought you knew is just a big, hilarious joke.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Back Lads SMP Minecraft

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Get ready to dive into a Minecraft SMP like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic pixelated creatures you’ll ever lay your eyes on. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, though, he’s harmless… most of the time.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. Rain. From. The. Sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest pixelated adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

What is the IP for The B3 Minecraft Server?

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The B3 is a talented and dynamic band with a passion for soul, jazz, and funk music. Known for their electrifying live performances and infectious grooves, The B3 has captivated audiences around the world. Comprised of seasoned musicians with a deep appreciation for classic and contemporary sounds, The B3 brings a fresh and innovative approach to their music. With a sound that is both familiar and original, The B3 continues to push the boundaries of traditional genres and create music that is both timeless and relevant.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16