| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8285 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we play Mahjong, but we also have daily tutorials for newbies who have never played before. And if you’re still not convinced, we have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a spreadsheet to keep track of all your wins and losses.
And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a weekly M-League tournament where you can show off your Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and let the Mahjong madness begin!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.
So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 148 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 619 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1928 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6452 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 8983 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5316 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯
💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!
🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9525 | Emeralds Found: | 8584 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?
So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.
plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.
so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
