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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3506 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 348 |
Crops Grown: | 3531 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!