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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1487 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 118 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 87 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!