| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9448 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2716 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9933 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6166 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”
so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2537 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 6484 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 149 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 140 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.
oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7321 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 231 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 269 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7830 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025!
Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.
At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.
| Custom Armor Statues | Personalize your builds with custom armor stands. |
| Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads | Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads. |
| Anti-Grief Measures | Protecting your creations with antigrief features. |
| Multiplayer Sleep | Avoid waiting out the night alone. |
| Shopping District | Enjoy a community-driven shopping district. |
| 25k World Border | Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure. |
| Squaremap | The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser. |
| Map Resets | Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!) |
| Simple Voice Chat | Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod. |
| Player Head Drops | Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops. |
| Silence Me Datapack | Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace. |
| Universal Dyeing Datapack | Unleash your creativity with easier dye options. |
We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.
Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.
We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.
| Platform | Java Edition on PaperMC |
| Location | Europe |
| Current Version | 1.21.4 |
⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!
For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨
Join the Adventure Today!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3875 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.
And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8682 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.
Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.
So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7649 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3594 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?
So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5687 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1713 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.
But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.
So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6467 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 337726 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.
So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 912 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3026 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.
plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8977 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6992 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2421 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!
Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 684 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 839679 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?
So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.
