CoitusInjuriesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroCraft: No Cheap Knockoffs!

AITAH, Allergies, Amazon, brocraft, brother, Cheap, cheap knockoff, Confrontation, CVS, Defensive, demanding, Ethics, expensive, Honesty, knockoffs, loratadine pill, Principle, product, Replace, Replacement, stealing, theft, twin brother

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the principle of not stealing…even when it comes to allergy pills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pill-counting drama and sibling shenanigans.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the mystery of the missing loratadine pills. Will you confront your virtual twin brother and demand a 1 for 1 comp on Minecraft CVS? Or will you embark on a quest to find the ultimate deal on Amazon for 300 pills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of demanding justice for stolen allergy medication in a blocky, pixelated universe. Join now and show the world that even in Minecraft, stealing is never okay…especially when it comes to allergy pills!

CringeWorthyTrendsMC SMP

childhood memories, childhood trends, cringe-worthy accessories, cringe-worthy activities, cringe-worthy behavior, cringe-worthy fads, cringe-worthy fashion, cringe-worthy hairstyles, cringe-worthy music, cringe-worthy slang, cringe-worthy styles, cringe-worthy toys, cringe-worthy trends, cringe-worthy trends from the past, cringe-worthy TV shows, CringeWorthyTrendsMC, embarrassing trends, fashion faux pas, Nostalgia, regrettable trends, smp, trends we regret

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	156	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Zombie Dances:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

OMG like, remember when we all used to wear those super baggy pants with chains hanging off them? Like, what were we thinking, right? But hey, if you wanna relive those cringey days and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! We have a whole town dedicated to recreating the fashion disasters of the past, complete with giant chain wallets and neon shoelaces. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where you can dance to 90s pop music all night long. So come join us and let’s cringe together in style, baby!

SelfLoathingCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! That’s right, no more plain old blocky characters for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Dimension, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. You can ride a bacon-powered rocket ship to explore this deliciously wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties this side of the Nether.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in a world of unicorns, bacon, and ninja llamas? Join us today and let the ridiculousness begin!

LebCraft Presidential Showdown

army chief, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, Government, leadership, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, power, president, PRESIDENTIAL, showdown, Stalemate, TRANSITION, united states, US-backed, Victory

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the US-backed army chief has been elected as the president of Lebanon, ending a stalemate that lasted for years. why join, you ask? well, because now you can build your own presidential palace and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! show them who’s boss by creating laws and enforcing them with your army of pixelated minions. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the president is a minecraft character? it’s like living in a virtual reality where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so come on, join us and let’s make lebanon great again… in minecraft!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, husk, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, Without

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9293
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	171	Crops Grown:	6048

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cpxm.vanilla-box.ru

CreateHive [Modded]

Adventure, aeroplanes, Community, CreateHive, Creative, Custom Plugins, DECORATIVE BLOCKS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Here are 20 comma separated tags from the Minecraft server description that are not part of the content provided: missions, Minigames, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, resource packs, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ores Mined:	1815
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Votes:	7896	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

CreateHive Minecraft Server

Hi all!

I run a Minecraft server called CreateHive. We have over 100 members now. Our server has create add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!

If you wish to join, head over to our website at https://createhive.org !

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the CreateHive server?	Visit our website at https://createhive.org and follow the instructions for joining.
What add-ons does the server have?	We have add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!
How many members does CreateHive have?	We have over 100 members currently.
Can I suggest new add-ons for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members. You can contact us through our website.

Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Crops Grown:	6439	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	46733
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

Players:	93/300	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6