Welcome to the most fabulous and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become as popular as a shiny new Bitcoin! Our server is filled with crazy characters, like the mysterious Linkie who is on a quest to become the most popular player ever.

With our help, you’ll learn the proper pump to get past the slump and keep those baggies on! We’ll show you what news to share and how to fix your bear (yes, we have bears in Minecraft now). Trust us, you’ll be hanging with the top 10 players in no time!

Don’t be offended by our frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis. We know all about being popular and we’ll make sure you become the most popular player on the server. So come join us and let’s make you pop-you-lar! La la, la la!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested: 550 Chimeras Created: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY