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Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	877
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Votes:	7248	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Animals Bred:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	New Chunks Explored:	390276
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4156	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Magic Items Found:	6897
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft

aita, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s feelings, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, family vacation planning, making husband choose, MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft, parental decision-making, stepfamily boundaries, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily inclusion, stepson’s fiancé, travel accommodations, trip planning, vacation dynamics

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family vacation chaos and ultimate decision-making!

Imagine this: you’re all set for a family vacation with your husband, sons, and daughter. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your husband invites your stepson’s fiancé without even consulting you. And to top it off, she’s a mean girl who has been rude to your daughter. Talk about vacation drama!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family vacation showdown. Will you choose to stand your ground and kick the fiancé out of the trip? Or will you embrace the chaos and try to make the best of a bad situation? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have family drama in the world of Minecraft?

Backpacks & Bases Minecraft Server

Abandoned, abandoned bases, Backpacks, Bases, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, evacuation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military bases, Minecraft, orders, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Troops, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in the middle of an epic battle between iran and syria! the abandoned bases are full of treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered. u gotta be quick tho, cuz the soldiers were ordered to take their backpacks and leave, so u gotta grab all the loot before they come back! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!

ImamRainbowCraft

activism, Assassination, discrimination, gay imam, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, ImamRainbowCraft, Islam, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, minority rights, Muhsin Hendricks, Muslim community, openly gay, religious leader, social justice, south africa, tragic event, violence

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Crops Grown:	2052	Ores Mined:	4703
Mines Excavated:	2222	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

yo, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own rainbow mosque in honor of muhsin hendricks, the world’s first openly gay imam who got assassinated in south africa? come join us and pay tribute to this iconic figure by creating the most fabulous mosque the minecraft world has ever seen! we have rainbow sheep, glittery creepers, and a disco ball dungeon for all ur party needs. plus, rumor has it that muhsin’s ghost haunts the server, giving out rainbow diamonds to those who show the most love and acceptance. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make muhsin proud with our fabulous creations!

Players:	94/100	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	4257