yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where yo brain be aging slower than a turtle on metformin! we got monkeys poppin’ pills and stayin’ sharp while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like bosses. come get yo daily dose of metformin and preserve yo cognition while delayin’ the decline of yo tissues. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and crazy adventures, so what you waitin’ for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Emeralds Found: 4294 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Divine Spears Created: 12
Dragon Scales Harvested: 452 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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